Flesh by day, meat by night

Originally posted on Nov 27 2006 on my Friendster blog.

The gang went to Sexpo 2006 on Saturday. No, I didn't bring my camera. I'll show you the programme though..

That's the cover of the official Sexpo 2006 booklet they handed out. Just for the ladies' information, the three main girls on the cover are supposed to be Jessie Jane, Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan. I'm sure the guys don't need me to tell them who those pornstars are..

That is the event timetable for Saturday. We got there after lunch and caught the shows starting from 1.45pm.

This is my second visit to Sexpo; I first went in 2004. I didn't get to see much the first time as the crowd I went with didn't really gel. The girls were shy because we went with some boys and the boys were embarrassed in turn because the girls' shyness was infectious. We paid AUD$22 for the ticket and I think we only spent about 40 mins in there before we left.
However, last weekend..... Man, where do I start?

Lets start with the shows. We caught the strip/poledance by Miss Nude Australia first. She was good! She climbed all the way up to the very top of the deng pole and then slooooowwwly slid down it, UPSIDE DOWN AND doing a SPLIT. She did it naked (but for a g-string), in pornstar high heels and managed to look sexy doing it. *envious*

Next show was Penis Puppetry, and if you EVER manage to see what it's about, you'll get down on your knees and thank me for not posting pictures about it. Basically, the Master Penis Puppeteer folds, twists, bends, pulls and stretches his 'bits' into other shapes (snail, big Mac, wristwatch, swollen thumb, etc). Also known as the art of genital origami. Heck, it looked like it hurt!

After that we managed to catch a strip/poledance by a finalist in a stripping competition and we thought that it would be similar to what we saw before. Boy, were we wrong. The girl on stage stripped, danced, climbed up and down the pole and we were thinking "Yeah, yeah, what else is new" when she turned her ass to the audience, bent over to touch her toes and sloowwly slid her g-string off. The shouting and hooting coming from the boys in the audience was deafening, I tell you. She then proceeded to dance, wriggle and shake and show off as much of her *ahem* other lips as possible. Quite frankly, I didn't know where to look. Aiyoh, shy lah..

Then there was the male strip show. The guy was ripped! Muscles everywhere, all gleaming with lotion. He got 3 volunteers onto the stage to help him with his performance and I think those ladies got quite an eyeful (and handfuls). I wonder where they buy those pants that snap on and can be just torn off in one motion. We were expecting the guy to TAKE IT ALL OFF (!!) but sadly, he stopped at his g-string. Ah well, he had a FINE ass.

There were stalls galore selling everything and anything. Handcuffs, lubricants, toys of all shapes and sizes, whips, costumes, lingerie, seriously CFM (Come F**k Me) shoes, body paint, edible undies, condoms of all kinds, pole dancing lessons, stripclub memberships and the list goes on.

The hero of the day is still Justin. We had walked around the area and were standing in front of this party bus that had disco lights and thumping music coming out of it. The curtains were mostly drawn but you could see people moving around inside through the rather large gaps. A sign said "Lapdance $20". Justin looked as if he were debating with himself whether or not to go for it so I said " $20 bucks for a lapdance?! I'll contribute $2, you better get one!" Then the rest overheard and we all 'sponsored' Justin's lapdance. He paid up, got on the bus and much to our collective delight, sat down facing us right in front of a large gap in the curtains! We got to see some of it and from what we could make out (it was dark inside the bus), Justin got waaay more than his money's worth... After that, he paid up to have his picture taken with 2 (not 1 but TWO!!) topless models and got their autographs. He didn't act shy, pretend to be righteous nor did he get all sleazy about it. He just saw it as 'education'. Justin, you are my hero!!

Too bad there were no hot guys giving lapdances.

After we left the Sexpo, we went to a 'too much is just enough' restaurant and had an all-you-can-eat dinner. There was way too much meat for us to finish. I think we all went home having quite enough of flesh and meat for a long long time...